We're not saying Skinwalker Ranch is real. We're not saying it isn't. What we are saying is that we drove out to the gate on a dare, left a full thermos of Foxhole Coffee Dark Roast on the fence post at midnight, and came back at sunrise to find it completely empty, perfectly clean, and placed neatly back on the post with the lid screwed on tight.
Whatever's out there has manners. And taste.
The ranch has a reputation for things that can't be explained — lights in the sky, cattle mutilations, figures in the dark. We're not qualified to comment on any of that. But we will say this: if something out there is drinking our Dark Roast at midnight, it's making good choices.
We've been back twice since. Left a thermos both times. Empty both times. Lid always screwed back on.
We're not scared. We're flattered.
If you're reading this and you're whatever lives at Skinwalker Ranch — we appreciate the loyalty. You can order online. We ship anywhere. Probably even there.
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