BREAKING NEWS | Location: Undisclosed — Suburban Perimeter | Date: Fall Season | Status: Mission Accepted
BREAKING NEWS: SCARY JACK-O'-LANTERN SPOTTED DRINKING PUMPKIN SPICE
Sighted enjoying Foxhole Coffee Co. Pumpkin Spice. Mission: Fall Flavor.
Sources close to the investigation have confirmed what many suspected but few dared to say out loud: a terrifying, glowing Jack-O'-Lantern — military beanie pulled low, Foxhole patch on the shoulder — was spotted in the early hours of the morning, black mug in hand, sipping Foxhole Pumpkin Spice coffee.
The sign behind it read: PUMPKIN SPICE MISSION ACCEPTED.
Witnesses described the scene as "unsettling but also kind of cozy." The Jack-O'-Lantern did not comment. It simply sipped.
"It had the beanie. It had the mug. It had the Foxhole bag right there on the table. Whatever it is — it knows fall flavor."
— Anonymous Witness, Suburban Perimeter
FIELD NOTES
- Subject: Large carved pumpkin, animated, military-themed
- Beverage: Foxhole Pumpkin Spice, black, steaming
- Demeanor: Intimidating but festive
- Patch confirmed: Foxhole Coffee Co. insignia
- Mission status: Fall Flavor — ACCEPTED
ABOUT PUMPKIN SPICE
Warm spice. Bold flavor. Fall approved. Our Pumpkin Spice is a medium roast whole bean coffee with a smooth finish and just the right amount of seasonal warmth. Limited time only — because legends don't last forever, and neither does fall.
Mission ready. Every day.
→ Shop Pumpkin Spice — Limited Time
Foxhole Coffee Co. — Fueled by Purpose.