DECLASSIFIED // OPERATION: JUNGLE WATCH // DATE: 05.17.24 // LOCATION: PERUVIAN AMAZON // SUBJECT: UNIDENTIFIED HOVERING ENTITIES // STATUS: ACTIVE INVESTIGATION
Field notes from the Amazon Basin don't lie:
- High-pitched hum above the canopy
- Movement between trees — zero visual ID
- Thermal signatures confirmed
- Locals call them "Los Pela Caras" — the Face Peelers
When something's hovering in the trees...
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